Liquid Death

Some would say that's not far from wrong
With Columbia Sportswear, Liquid Death, Jiffy Lube and Mountain Dew
With Liquid Death, Genentech, Samsung and Freshpet
Just buy the water in a nice safe store from now on
For treks down the afterlife's over-lit tunnel of eternity
The canned water company proves that music never dies
A watermelon massacre. Did not see that coming