Liquid Death
Some would say that's not far from wrong
With Columbia Sportswear, Liquid Death, Jiffy Lube and Mountain Dew
It's off the wall in more ways than one
With Liquid Death, Genentech, Samsung and Freshpet
Just buy the water in a nice safe store from now on
Who has time to chew these days?
For treks down the afterlife's over-lit tunnel of eternity
Let's shower with LD sparkling water!
The canned water company proves that music never dies
by
Amy Corr
A watermelon massacre. Did not see that coming
by
T.L. Stanley









