Liquid Death's Cookies Promise a Reversal of Fortune

Coming to Chinese restaurants for Halloween

You’ve just finished a tasty meal of moo goo gai pan and fried rice at your fave Chinese restaurant. Time to crack open a fortune cookie!

But instead of good news, the message reads: “You will live a long, happy life. No wait. Sorry. That was actually for the person across from you. Things are not looking good for you.”

Next time, maybe go out for pizza instead.

Liquid Death and the cookie distribution peeps at Open Fortune get in the Halloween spirit this weekend, shipping the tricky treats to Asian eateries across New York and Los Angeles.

The promo ties in with LD’s “HorrorScope” service that brightens inboxes with “a look into the horrifying things that lie ahead.”

Other recent mayhem from everyone’s fave canned water company includes Ozzy Osbourne’s righteous ramblings, a mega-messy ice-cream collab and too much fun with caskets.

And in case anyone was wondering, LD finally found a taker for its jet plane, too.