2024 Lifetime Achievement Award

LegalShield's Fun New Ads Explore the Stupidest Laws in America

Rappin' Bigfoots, driving beavers and more!

A bunch of boisterous Bigfoots decide to hold a rap battle at 3 a.m. in the apartment upstairs. What should you do about it? Well, if you’re living in Seattle, you’d better chill, because it’s illegal to harass a Sasquatch in Washington State.

That’s one of several “Stupid Laws”—yes, they’re for real—presented by The Martin Agency in ads trumpeting LegalShield’s pre-paid plans, offered through a network of 7,000 attorneys across North America.

As for those huge hairy dudes, well, they spin dairy-centric rhymes composed by Vedran Rupic, who directed four silly spots that anchor the campaign:

“My favorite drink is milk, remember where you heard it.
I drink it all the time, I’m not even allergic.
You got it from the store, I got it from the source.
I sucked it from a cow—I admit it’s pretty gross.”

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Stupid Law #38 – Be Legal Ready for Home and Property Issues

Note the mellow Earth tones and wood decor in their bro-pad—because they’re pining for the woods. Heh.

“LegalShield showed us the many reasons why legal advice can come in handy, and it blew our minds how many weird statutes and laws there are on the books,” says Caroline Ekrem, creative director at The Martin Agency, which developed the campaign. “So, we thought it would be fun to dramatize those to make the point that our legal system is more complex and nuanced than you might think.”

Next, such complexity and nuance zip down the turnpike in Massachusetts, where it’s illegal to drive with unsecured animals in the back seat. And that rule applies even if the driver happens to be a beaver.

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Stupid Law #18 – Be Legal Ready for Traffic Tickets and More

There’s no law prohibiting woodland creatures from operating motor vehicles, apparently.

“Animals can ride unsecured in the front seat, just not the back,” Ekrem says. “The same folks who designed our Sasquatches built the animatronic animals and operated them in the back seat.”

The campaign targets a millennial audience “that could benefit from having a lawyer on their side without getting a second mortgage,” she adds. “By embracing a humorous tone and removing ourselves from the stuffiness of the category, the brand becomes more approachable.”

In the two remaining commercials, ghosts explain why you can’t advertise goods and services in North Carolina cemeteries, while newlyweds get blown away upon learning that Colorado requires a permit for weather control:

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Stupid Law #26 – Be Legal Ready for Estate Planning and More

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Stupid Law #42 – Be Legal Ready for Wedding Contracts and More

For that last ad, “we shot the actors suspended from wires against a green screen as giant fans created the wind from above,” recalls Martin CD Dave Gibson. “We originally had a gag where we had a wedding cake hit the bride, but we had to drop an actual cake on her and felt too bad to subject her to that multiple times to get the shot right. So we ended up abandoning the joke.”

The team tapped Rupic based on his flair for visual comedy. “We’ve been fans ever since we saw his music video for Salvatore Ganacci’s ‘Horse,’ and were eager to work with him,” Gibson says. “He also brings so much humanity to the weirdness, like the sadness of the Sasquatches, the confusion of the beaver and the bickering of the ghosts. It’s funny because we see ourselves in the characters.”

As for his hip-hop lyrics, well, maybe they should be illegal, too.

Yo, ‘Squatches … take us out!

“If it’s spoiled, I pour it down the sink.
It breaks my heart because it’s my favorite drink
My favorite drink is milk because that’s what I like to drink
Because milk, It’s my favorite drink!”

CREDITS

CLIENT – LegalShield
Cara Whitley: Chief Marketing Officer
Steve Gregersen: VP of Brand Marketing Strategy
Kristin Polidoro: Director of Customer and Marketing Strategy
Alecia M. Zack: Mgr of Brand & Social Media Mkt
Russell Kostner: Head of Design
Niki Seggerman: Director of Performance Marketing

AGENCY – MARTIN
Kristen Cavallo: Chief Executive Officer
Danny Robinson: Chief Creative Officer
Elizabeth Paul: Chief Strategy Officer
Ashley Marshall: Executive Creative Director
Caroline Ekrem: Creative Director
Dave Gibson: CD/Copywriter
Mauricio Mazzariol: ACD/Art Director
Sean Riley: CD/Art Director
Ben Johnston: Art Director
Alex Wilson: Copywriter
Jonathan Carl: Sr. Copywriter
Judd Burnett: Design Director
Mark Brye: Designer
Walker Teele: Managing Director
Ashley Diddell: Account Director
Julia Simonini: Account Director
Tiffany Boggs: Account Executive 
Sophia Leichtentritt: Account Coordinator
Maclaine Ellis: Project Manager
Tasha Dean: Head of Production, EVP 
Brett Alexander: Group Executive Producer
Matt Swieca: Executive Producer
Danica Walker: Producer
Chase Maszle: Digital Producer
Nykeeba Brown: Business Affairs Manager
Scott Powell: Business Affairs Manager
Missy Walker: Financial Affairs Manager
Kevin Llewellyn: Financial Affairs Manager
Angela Jones: Group Strategy Director
Evan Giordano: Strategy Director
Mariana Cotlear Vega Strategy Director
Andrew Allen: Senior Strategist
Kofi Aidoo: Strategist: 

MEDIA AGENCY – MEDIAHUB 

MJZ 
Business Club Royale
Vedran Rupic: Director 
David Zander: President / Executive producer
Eriks Krumins: Senior executive producer
Christian Kuosmanen Producer
Henning Szpiro Eriksen Post Producer/Supervisor

CUT & RUN EDIT 
Frank Effron – Editor
Amburr Farls – Executive Producer
Brian Scharwath – Producer

RARE MEDIUM N.Y. – COLOR
Heath Raymond: Executive Producer 
Fergus McCall: Colorist 

PLATIGE – COLOR/FINISH
Auerlien Simon – Executive Producer
Peter Sasim – Colorist

BUSINESS CLUB ROYALE – VFX
Ulf Lunden – Creative director
Anders Nyman – Head of VFX
Henning Szpiro Eriksen – Post Producer

HEARD CITY – AUDIO
Jackie James – Executive Producer
Mike Vitacco – Engineer 

2024 Lifetime Achievement Award