ESPN
With Dylan Efron's abs, ginormous bubbles, lots of dogs and a wind-blown tango
It's a Marty Supreme-ESPN Xmas Day tie-in
Diss the competition, why doncha?
It's all some of us have on our minds
It's all guts and glory as new season dawns
Plus, the NHL takes a shot of its own
Cindy wails on those drums









