Quality Meats

Here Are the Top Muse Guest Essays of 2025
Mr. Submarine, hyphenate creatives, AI adventures and getting away from it all
by David Gianatasio
Why Make 1 Ad When You Can Make 50? Quality Meats Explains Its 'Dumb Idea'
Celebrating Mr. Submarine’s 50th birthday with local celebs, weird costumes, dodgy VFX and more
by Gordy Sang and Brian Siedband
Malort Liqueur Wants Your Honest Take on Its Foul Taste
Even if that's 'Donkey Dick Dipped in Gasoline'
by Amy Corr
March Madness: Duke Cannon Signs 'Un-NIL Deal' With Iowa State Mascot
We'll never know the man inside Cy the Cardinal's suit
by Amy Corr
Duke Cannon Hits the Showers for March Madness
Achieves a '70s beer-commercial aesthetic
by David Gianatasio
Molly Shannon and Tim Meadows Play Twins in Samsung's Spoof of '90s Sitcoms
Quality Meats brings viewers a nostalgic 'Best in the House'
by Amy Corr